A pretty girl and an honest one. She also wrote Skinnydipping which I read but would read again so so so good, who knew she could write. This is the stuff that plagues me, but I have a really cute army green jacket I'm dying to wear! Published October in The Toast. May 8, Subject:
Here's to the girl with a kiss like wine, Here's to the girl with a form divine, I like them both but I'll take for mine, The girl whose boast is the dollar sign. To me she's the girl of girls! I've forgotten her name! Here's to the charmer, whose dimples we prize, And now to the maid who has done, sir, Here's to the girl with a pair of blue eyes, And here's to the nymph with but one, sir.
Let the drink pass, Drink to the lass, I'll warrant she'll prove an excuse for the glass. Here's to the maid with a bosom of snow, And to her who is brown as berry; Here's to the wife with a face full of woe, And now to the girl that is merry: For let 'em be clumsy, or let 'em be slim, Young or ancient, I care not a feather; So fill a pint bumper quite up the brim, And let us e'en toast them together. Often used as a toast. Here's to the Ladies, and Here's to their Mothers, Here's to their Aunt's, their sisters and others, I'll drink to their health as long as I'm able, and I'll dream of their charms when I'm under the table!
Find primary version and give earliest instance. Here's to the girl that gives and forgives. And here is to the man who gets and forgets. But to hell with the girl who gives and yells, And damn the bastard that gets and yells. Here's to the girl with eyes of blue, Whose hear is kind and love is true; Here's to the girl with eyes of brown, Who's spirit proud you cannot down; Here's to the girl with eyes of gray, Whose sunny smile drives care away -- Whate'er the hue of their eyes may be, I drink this toast to the girls with thee.
And may they continue to do so! A drink, my lass, in a deep clear glass, Just properly tempered by ice, And here's to the lips mine have kissed, And if they were thine, here's twice. Here's to the girl in the high healed shoes; she'll drink your whiskey, she'll steal your booze; she'll haunt you, she'll taunt you, she'll make you fight; but she sleeps with her mother, every night!
Also see the men's subsection of Bawdy Toasts. Here's to cheating, stealing, fighting, and drinking. If you cheat, may you cheat death. If you steal, may you steal a woman's heart. If you fight, may you fight for a brother. And if you drink, may you drink with me. Here's to them that sail to sea And the ladies that stay on land.
May the former be well rigg-ed And the latter be well manned! Here's to a sweetheart, a bottle, and a friend. The first beautiful, the second full, the last ever faithful. May you be as happy in life as me and eh Slainte chuig na fir, agus go mairfidh na mna go deo. And may they continue to do so! May your liquor be cold, May your women be hot.
And may your troubles slide off of you slicker than snot. May you look back fifty years from now and agree that today was the worst day of your married life. Here's to women's kisses, and to whiskey, amber clear; not as sweet as a woman's kiss, but a darn sight more sincere! Here's to a long life and a merry one.
A quick death and an easy one. A pretty girl and an honest one. October 8, Subject: Did someone forget to take her Midol??! It's so funny cause I usually PMS around the 15th -- I thought you girls were all synced up to me since I'm on the pill???
Whatever, that's neither here nor there. Hope you're feeling better babe. Anyway, Tiff suggested that I delegate and I think that's a great idea!!! I think you guys will like what I came up with, it caters to everyone's strengths! Morgan - Find out how many make-up artists and blow-out artists we will need for the pre-party. Nicole - Can we get a vodka sponsorship for the night?? Between us all I bet we can deliver anywhere from social media impressions.
Katie - Sock bun research. I'm leaning towards sock buns for all of us, and would LOVE if you can find the best type of sock!! Maybe hit up Costco and Target as well as small eco-friendly locally sourced sock stores as well? Then you can report back your findings!! Thanks for being so understanding of my e-outburst lol. It's just that things at work have been so cray. If you told me a year ago that I'd be looking at two job offers for 6 figures each plus benefits and stock options I'd be like what?
But here we are. I've just been in such a place. Luckily you have the flex in your life to understand my struggles. I'm fine with the Miley idea I guess. Ali you seem so into it and far be it from me to rob you from something that seems to just, like, fulfill you!!
I can definitely handle sock bun research but my recommendation is that we all do a test run at a trustworthy salon Morgan no offense but whoever you got to do hair for Jen's wedding was incompetent as shit I looked like a drowned rat but Morgan obv your messy bun looked amazing I just think we could look outside the box a little more I mean this is MANHATTAN??
October 9, Subject: Can't wait to try Shazam!!!!!!!!! I'm here if any of you girls need me though. I'm really great in a crisis. K, I've ordered your fuzzy bear costumes from a seamstress in India off eBay. I had to guesstimate your measurements, so don't hate! How's everyone's research coming along???????? Official countdown to Halloween is on, let's not forget the mishap of it's like I can't even look a lycra the same anymore.
I put us all in a 6am Soul Cycle on the 30th and then just like, don't eat for 24 hours and we should be good we'll totes drunk brunch on Nov 1st yayzies. Nicole that's a subtweet 2 u!!! Also for the record it's not that I don't have the money I do but I am reading a Suze Orman book and just generally trying to be better with my choices but totally understand we're not all in that same mature place so I am very go with the flow about this!!
You know me, laid back!! Also, no offense, but everyone in this group has different hair types so please figure out your sock bun remedy on your own time, I don't have the broadband to deal with this right now!! OKAY so yayyyy halloweeen!!! October 30, Subject: I really wanna go! Are we wearing push-up bras?? Will it even show through our bear costumes?? November 1, Subject: OMG had sooooo much fun at the pre-party with you!!!! How was the West Village parade??? Sorry I ran out when Mike texted me — he just really wanted to see my Miley costume and could only put my name on the list for Avenue!!!
Did your costumes make sense without me there or did everyone think you were like just grown women dressed up as the Three Little Bears or something LOL??
Can I come to brunch????? November 4, Subject: I thought Orange is the New Black was a great choice at the end. I'm sorry for being bitchy about it that night and the 30 days prior to Halloween but the holidays always stress me out: You know how it is!
Oh also as a side note: I ended up taking the new position!! The one that pays more money ahhh. So maybs we can pull together a brunch or drinks? Will someone send that email there's something really desp about sending your own email for this kind of thing. So this may sound super weird but I noticed that book clubs are trending, and I think we should start one. Something Borrowed the movie is so good!! She also wrote Skinnydipping which I read but would read again so so so good, who knew she could write.
Okay so when we pick send your votes! I love this idea!! Tuesdays and Sunday afternoons work best for me. But I can also make Mondays work if we do it after Might be able to make Wednesdays work too depending on my therapist's schedule. Saturday and Thursday and Friday might work also, depending on the week. Those are great book suggestions!! My faves of them are either Lean In or Tuesdays with Morrie!! Some other ideas too off the top of my head: Like the screenplay of Love, Actually??
November 6, Subject: This is actually a really good idea. At my old job, we had a monthly book club and it was a really great way to not only force yourself to commit to a book but also to get to know the people you work with.
Would love to start doing this as a group. I'd rather stay away from Lean In: I have NW on my kindle and can share the book with anyone who has a kindle or the kindle app on their phone, if cost is at all a concern! November 8, Subject: Aww, thanks for offering to share NW with all of us, but I gotta be honest. November 9, Subject: Lean In or Love, Actually screenplay seasonal is fun!!!!!!! Plus there are so many levels in that movie because it's literally about like 8 different love stories and in one of them the woman doesn't even speak English!
What about Angela's Ashes????????? Wait has anyone read The Carrie Diaries???? Also wherever we get together can we make sure the place is completely gluten free??????? November 11, Subject: All these ideas sound great!!
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